schlucker

A combination of schlong and sucker. Often used to describe girls that won't go all the way but will give a guy some oral.

guy 1 "hey, you been tagging that new chick of yours yet?"

guy 2 "naw, she's a schlucker"

by kaip March 5, 2004

schmuck

A term used by the germans, to describe nice jewelry.
It was actually a mis interpretation by the Germans of the true meaning.
Before the Holocaust, the Jewish would always comment on how nice someones wifes shmuck looked,
"Oh wot lovely schmuck you are wearing",
The Germans initially took this as some kind of compliment, and blushed at such fine appreciation,
The German population in it's enthusiasm embraced this new Jewish word and used it with affection and associated it with, "arn't those Jewish just lovely"
Until one day, they finally realized, that they'd been had.
And that schmuck actually meant the bit of penis that is removed during circumsion

"Oh, wot lovely schmuck your wife is wearing", says Jewish chancellor to German politician

by sean bradley was ere January 29, 2008

schmuck

Anybody who believes the hateful translations of the word.

"He really thought the word 'jewelry' comes from 'Jew,' the schmuck."

by Yutzmach Purkonae May 9, 2008

schucky-schucky

A traditional term used by Slavic, city of Chicago taxi cab drivers who, due to religious principles, do not want to use the f-word. The "sch" substitutes the "f"

First time in Chicago?
Do you boys want to go to schucky-schucky whorehouse?

by Stormymike August 6, 2003

schmuck

a jewish work for "dick"

it a jewish word mike, u fucking moron, not yidish

by James April 5, 2005

schmuck

The excess paper at the end of the roach on a joint. Called 'schmuck' because you usually cut it off.

"I won't be able to get a good haul off that man, cut that schmuck off"

by NewFnShow January 10, 2009

schmuck

Literally meaning "jewellery" or "treasure", the yiddish word "schmock"/"shmock"/"shmuck" is usually used to refer to a cocksucking faggot or, if used with a possessive, to a mere cock. Other common yiddish slang words for a mantool are "schtick" and "putz". Each of them bears a slightly different connotation.

Aaron:"Berel is such a shmock!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"

Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"

by haDurak March 13, 2009