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shmock
Literally meaning "jewellery" or "treasure", the yiddish word "schmock"/"shmock"/"shmuck" is usually used to refer to a cocksucking faggot or, if used with a possessive, to a mere cock. Other common yiddish slang words for a mantool are "schtick" and "putz". Each of them bears a slightly different connotation.
Aaron:"Berel is such a shmock!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"
Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"
Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"
schmuck
Literally meaning "jewellery" or "treasure", the yiddish word "schmock"/"shmock"/"shmuck" is usually used to refer to a cocksucking faggot or, if used with a possessive, to a mere cock. Other common yiddish slang words for a mantool are "schtick" and "putz". Each of them bears a slightly different connotation.
Aaron:"Berel is such a shmock!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"
Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"
Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"
mantool
"Mantool" is the word for male genitalia used exclusively by London's finest gentlemen. It has neither to do anything with men nor with tools, but comes from the Latin word "mentula" meaning the exactly same thing.
Earnest:"Won’t you come and take seat here on my mantool, Gwendolen?."
Gwendolen:"Why, certainly! That would be quite comfortable. That would be exactly what I need right now, Earnest."
Gwendolen:"Why, certainly! That would be quite comfortable. That would be exactly what I need right now, Earnest."