Polli

Polli means that when a person is acting very weird, or when a person fails in something you can call him polli.

Wow you are acting very polli!
You made a polli!

by LauriPauriMauri March 21, 2018

Office Polli-Tricks

The social structure of an occupation that consists of chicknheads, bratz, tricks and slappers.

When you work at a job that has many clique's and lazy broads, where rumors run as rampant as office transmitted STD's.

Places of "Office Polli-Tricks: McDonalds, Burger King, general fast food, urban offices, and inner-city high school.

"Of course I have no one to back me up with this paper work, chalk it up for Office Polli-Tricks."

by WXW March 21, 2007

Cross Pollination

When picking your nose, you pick the left nostril, then you pick the right nostril (with the same finger), transferring a booger from one nostril to the other.

When picking my nose, I was Cross Pollinating and accidentally put a booger in my other nostril.

Through Cross Pollination I accidentally put a booger from my left nostril into my right nostril.

by Mike Toshler April 21, 2015

polled

To trim or cut off the hair, wool, branches, or horns of

polled the sheep

polled the trees.

by TT@t July 9, 2009

pollicy

When politicians make decisions in order to improve their poll results regardless if it was based on good policy

Senator Smith recognizes that funding for that manufacturing plant to provide new jobs may negatively impact the state budget and double the rate on inflation, but he believes it will be good pollicy in the upcoming election year.

by Dennypeg March 26, 2010

poll dancer

A politician, usually a Prime Minister or President, who depends heavily on public opinion in the form of polls to appear popular.

David Cameron doesn't stand for what he believes in. He's a poll dancer.

by PollDancer1 November 29, 2015

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016