Also known as "Spotty Dotty" this petite bundle of joy is the perf combination of class, sass, looks, tits, ass, sluttiness, and intelligence. Fellas grab her while she's hott.
"Preston Kelly, what's the deal for tonight?"
" Umm well I have to go to the library and stay up with my studies but after that i'll go to Bob's and drop it like it's hot on the dance floor and one of these fratastic boys will come swoop me up, hehe. "
" you're a goddess"
" Umm well I have to go to the library and stay up with my studies but after that i'll go to Bob's and drop it like it's hot on the dance floor and one of these fratastic boys will come swoop me up, hehe. "
" you're a goddess"
by The Trapper Keeper January 3, 2008
Get the preston kelly mug.Another tiny town on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Preston is even smaller than Federalsburg. They have a whooping total of about 5 cops, and one stoplight. There's really no point in the stoplight, though. It's really dumb. Anyway, there's absolutely nothing to do in Preston. The only thing that goes on is the town carnival in the summer.
1. We've gone all over Preston, Maryland. There's nothing to do.
2. I know. Feel sorry for me. I have to live here.
1. Oh trust me. I do.
2. Thanks.
1. What's with there only being one stoplight in town, though?
2. I don't know, but it's right retarded if you ask me.
2. I know. Feel sorry for me. I have to live here.
1. Oh trust me. I do.
2. Thanks.
1. What's with there only being one stoplight in town, though?
2. I don't know, but it's right retarded if you ask me.
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Aussie Bloke: Ay love. You up for some classy Presto and Chill?
Aussie Sheila: Bby pls. What are we watching?
Aussie Bloke: Nothing.
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Aussie Bloke: Nothing.
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