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prebituary

A prebituary is a statement that addresses the impending death or failure of a person or campaign.
With all the squabbling among supporters of the Romney presidential election staff, it is safe to say that such discord represents the prebituary of the Romney campaign, which will most certainly result in a rout and a mandate for President Obama's reelection and progressive principles.
by BantheGOP September 21, 2012
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Bong Probation

First time smoker or experienced smoker when they inhale they cough up all the smoke and accidentally blow out the current bowl.
Tim inhales smoke out of the bong and coughs therefore blowing air into the bong and loses the current bowl.
Then Jerry says wow you dropped the bowl your on "bong probation"
by BobbyeB August 2, 2009
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Probie

nickname of former hockey tough guy Bob Probert (see)
Probie got two for elbowing, five for fighting, and a game misconduct
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
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Alien Probing

To be poked by an alien, and then tested.
"When she wrote a sentence for her teacher, her teacher liked how she mentioned Alien Probing in it."
by ••Makayla•• October 12, 2014
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Probst

1. Any form of poor, white trash.
2. People who are fat and lazy and think that they know how to fix cars.
3. Sellouts.
4. Pale boy who plays video games all day and never comes downstairs.
Wow, what a probst.
He bitched out. What a probst.
by ? ? ? ?? August 1, 2005
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profit

Profit is a corrupt form of getting money. The maths can prove this.

Price = Cost of production + profit.

Rearrange to get:

Price - profit = cost of production. The product suddenly costs less.

It is impossible to gain profit fairly because it is stealing.

If you are Christian, Matthew 6:24: You cannot serve both God and Money.

If you are not religious, trust your morals.

It is the anti-Robin Hood effect. Steal from the poor, give to the rich. That is what profit does, floats to the top.
Look at that man with his big house. How many people has he stolen from to get that? Where has the profit come from? The majority.
by Comrade Jon May 29, 2008
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Promit

Promit is a green frog, also known as a loser and dead last
Christina: look at promit the frog guys

Adrain: haha, did you guys see my ig post about promit "has no friends"
by BlakeKarmaMidnight February 23, 2019
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