putternut

Insult like idiot or klutz.

I just ran into a wall
You're such a putternut

by Peanutbutter May 25, 2012

pluttu

Man or woman who spends incredible amounts of time doing things they know they shouldn't while pretending they should. A pluttu is often recognized being up late at night repairing things or fixing things which weren't originally broken.

I saw someone doing his landry twice last night, what a Pluttu...

Is that guy fixing his perfectly working computer? What a Pluttu!

by Scavenger77 October 21, 2012

putt egg

A short, fat, out of shape middle-aged man who is still charming in a sense.

Your dad is such a putt egg.

by mrrunandhyde April 15, 2014

Phatting

The British way you say fart

The man was phatting because he ate to many British beans at the wedding

by Will+Emma September 28, 2015

putt tut

A gaseous explosion from the anal cavity

"Her putt tut killed my boner"

by banana120 October 3, 2016

putt mongler

Someone who gets mad playing golf because they are about to lose a bet ,and call rules on their friend when the never play officially.putt mongeling is the most low down someone can go.most common names for a putt mongeler include -carter trantham,and that's all...

I always get a putt mongler on my team it's utter bull shit.

by Clark Kents distant relative August 2, 2017

phattpis

An enormous pee.

Damn, she sure can take a serious phattpis.

by sierraoscarfoxtrot February 22, 2018