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Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
Get the Patting Your Horse mug.1. acting, behaving, resembling an elephant
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)
1. Dude, why didn't you call my sister back? Cuz that bitch is phanting, SON!
2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.
2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.
by peterkz November 20, 2009
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"He was up till the early hours patting"
by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020
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Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
hey stop "Platting your Poo" and get over here!
what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
by Pinkcass March 8, 2010
Get the Platting your Poo mug.Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
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