Peaking Turtle

When you have to take a shit to badly that the tip of the poop is coming out of your asshole.

can't talk, sorry! I have a peaking turtle!

by CassidyFapia March 1, 2011

Pesky Badger

An act which involves a girl and a guy. The girl is giving the guy a hand job in the reach around postion. When out of nowhere, with her free hand and complete surprise, so fondles his nut sack from behind.

Dude last night my girlfriend gave me a pesky badger. It caught me so off guard I blew a load right then. Good thing her sister was right there to get a nice chin omlete!

by Shit Sorcerer January 12, 2009

perky turkey jerky

the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.

friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!

by maestro1623 August 14, 2010

Austin Peay State University

Regional university located in Clarksville, Tennessee, on land which has been used for educational purposes since 1806. APSU offers majors in programs as diverse as Agriculture, Business, Computers, Education, Nursing, Theater & Dance, etc. Currently the fastest growing university in Tennessee.

H.S. student #1: Where are you applying to college?
H.S. student #2: Austin Peay State University - I want to major in Psychology. What about you?
H.S. student #1: Me, too - I want to major in Physics.

by JKHero January 30, 2009

peak-a-poop

When a poop exits the anus and then re-enters because of a loud noise or an unexpected scare.

Last night I was pooping during the thunderstorm and lightning hit the tree outside the bathroom, needless to say I had a peak-a-poop.

by poopetrator May 27, 2012

Peak Bike

A peak bike is someone who is always 'peaking'/paranoid about something or other, or is just peaky and bait to be around.

Jackson: "Hey guys, did you hear that? I think we're being followed"

Everyone: "God Jackson you're such a peak bike"

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Justin: "Hey you know what lads I'm gonna roll a joint"

Everyone: "You're such a peak bike Justin, we're sitting right outside the police station"

by Yaooo March 10, 2013

perky pounding

When two friends are both sad and have sex to "perk" themselves up

I've had a really shit day and so have you how about we "perk" ourselves up and have a perky pounding

by serchild April 22, 2016