verb: to masterbate in the presence of others without their knowledge, typically in a bedroom situation. A skill used by frustrated individuals who must share sleeping arrangments with another who wants nothing to do with them sexually but must still fulfill their sexual needs.
She said she had a headache, so I waited until she went to sleep and ninja wanked.
Dude, sharing a room with my brother sucks. He's always ninja wanking when he thinks I'm asleep. It's freakin' nasty!
Dude, sharing a room with my brother sucks. He's always ninja wanking when he thinks I'm asleep. It's freakin' nasty!
by tinygoat June 6, 2005
Get the ninja wank mug.It is of French and Hebrew origin, and its meaning is "grace". Variant of Ann. Ninon de Lenclos was a 17th-century aristocrat and Parisian belle famous for her wit and beauty.
Ninon is gracious.
by divinas February 3, 2010
Get the Ninon mug.That person you wish you didn't know who seems to lurk on facebook or aim waiting for you to log on so they can message you within 2 seconds. You usually know this person from elementary school or they tried to get you in on a pyramid scheme.
6:42 pm <I'mTotallyNotDave> is online
6:42 pm<FamilyGuy24/7> Hey man!! are you sure you don't want to make a ton of money quick selling knives?
6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> .... effin chat ninja.
6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> is offline.
6:42 pm<FamilyGuy24/7> Hey man!! are you sure you don't want to make a ton of money quick selling knives?
6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> .... effin chat ninja.
6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> is offline.
by I'mTotallyNotDave November 9, 2010
Get the Chat Ninja mug.The act of taking a poop in a bathroom so quickly and quietly, that others are lead to think you simply took a leak or were merely washing your hands.
Usually required in bathrooms with thin walls or one room apartments, in which visitors can easily hear the quietest of bathroom activity.
Commonly used tactics that will aid a person while executing a ninja poop:
- Turning on the faucet after taking a seat, to buy extra time at the beginning of your toilet deposit
- Opening and slamming shut cabinet doors and medicine mirrors to cover any butt symphony harmonies
- While you are supposed to be washing hands, use this bonus time to spray a noisy aerosol freshener to mask the smell
- If no aerosol spray, use extra handsoap to soften the pungent smell of your toilet baby's birth
- If no hand soap, just pray to the toilet gods that no one enters that bathroom
- An advanced tactic, is turning on the bathroom fan, if available, upon entering and exiting. It will help muffle sounds and smells during. The act of turning the fan off upon exiting, shows confidence and swagger. People think that a fan was not needed after you used the restroom because you definitely didn't just drop a deuce, but you did.
Usually required in bathrooms with thin walls or one room apartments, in which visitors can easily hear the quietest of bathroom activity.
Commonly used tactics that will aid a person while executing a ninja poop:
- Turning on the faucet after taking a seat, to buy extra time at the beginning of your toilet deposit
- Opening and slamming shut cabinet doors and medicine mirrors to cover any butt symphony harmonies
- While you are supposed to be washing hands, use this bonus time to spray a noisy aerosol freshener to mask the smell
- If no aerosol spray, use extra handsoap to soften the pungent smell of your toilet baby's birth
- If no hand soap, just pray to the toilet gods that no one enters that bathroom
- An advanced tactic, is turning on the bathroom fan, if available, upon entering and exiting. It will help muffle sounds and smells during. The act of turning the fan off upon exiting, shows confidence and swagger. People think that a fan was not needed after you used the restroom because you definitely didn't just drop a deuce, but you did.
Girls have long practiced the art of ninja pooping, and can go a lifetime without ever having to admit to going #2
Tom - "Dude I just took the biggest dump ever!"
Dan - "What? You were only gone for like a minute."
Tom - "I know. Ninja poop brah!"
Dan - "Oh, right on!"
*...secret handshake...
Dan - "You didn't wash your hands did you?"
Tom - "No time."
Dan - "Gross."
Tom - "Dude I just took the biggest dump ever!"
Dan - "What? You were only gone for like a minute."
Tom - "I know. Ninja poop brah!"
Dan - "Oh, right on!"
*...secret handshake...
Dan - "You didn't wash your hands did you?"
Tom - "No time."
Dan - "Gross."
by Red Nail May 18, 2012
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Ninko is a chick magnet and is extremely popular.
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Ninko's usually have brown hair and are loved by everyone around them.
Ninko is a chick magnet and is extremely popular.
A ninko enjoys playing and watching soccer.
Ninko's usually have brown hair and are loved by everyone around them.
by thecontinuous May 17, 2011
Get the Ninko mug.The art of masturbating in a high/semi-high traffic area in your home or in a public area without anyone catching you or being suspicious of anything.
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