mockstache

noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache.

Person 1: Dude, I was trimming up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache.
Person 2: Nice man, it definitely plays.

or

Room 201 has the Mockstache Special, but they're only having them for a limited time.

by CheckMate Trellis February 26, 2010

molestache

A mustache that makes you look like you molest children.

Check out that guys molestache! Keep him within 100 feet of that elementary school.

by lolamite February 3, 2010

Molestache

Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.

Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!

Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!

by Tempest Fugit June 21, 2012

Moustache

A type of facial hair that makes men look weird.

Girl 1:Omg he would look better without a moustache
Girl 2:I know

by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 12, 2017

Filthy Moustache

The act of trimming pubic hair off his/her genatal area and gluing it under the nose creating a filthy curly moustache.

Brad was so drunk when he past out last night so I gave him a filthy moustache!

by Rodney L July 27, 2011

Tooth Moustache

When pubic hair gets stuck in someones braces while giving oral. This makes it a lot less horny.

H: yesterday S gave me a bj but my pubes got stuck in her braces
A: LOL! she got a tooth moustache

by @[][]!# February 21, 2013

pussy moustache

Hitler style bush of hair above the lips after puss- scaping.

Thought I as getting with the Furor when I went down on her. Had that Pussy Moustache hovering under my nose. Gave her my best "Seig Heil"!

by JjjjjjjjjjjjJosh January 4, 2017