Micropenis

When a male, shemale, or transgender's penis can be measured with a zero-to-one inch micrometer.

Rumor has it that Shinqua has a huge clitoris, but last night I found out she actually has a micropenis.

by LowKeyNatureGuy July 6, 2022

Microbio civilization

Microbiological civilization.

Looks around.
Sees weird things in the air.
Eats the air.
Suddenly gets a new form of intelligence after some pain.
"I have fused with a microbio civilization."

by WorldRanker August 10, 2022

Microbioshock

A microbiological attack that either has it's own intelligence or is controlled.

Looks around.
Sees weird things in the air.
Moves away.
It follows.
It hits your leg and it hurts.
Pain.
Calming psychological down and analyzes it.
Finds out that it was a microbioshock.

by WorldRanker August 10, 2022

microbang

when a trans man has penetrative sex using his bottom growth

"u ready to microbang, gurl?"

"yes, daddy"

by bangboi69 September 30, 2022

microfeather

A microfeather is when a bird's feather is very small, below 2 inches long. Birds with microfeathers cannot even fly.

Bird A: My feather is 3cm long
Bird B: HAHA YOU HAVE A MICROFEATHER YOU CANT EVEN FLY LMAOOOO

by barbatos_anemo_archon March 14, 2023

Micropenis

Zaid

he has a zaid (a micropenis)

by Local Zaid Hater August 28, 2023

Microheart

When an emotionally stunted person has insecurities that make them impossible to date or be friends with.

"I broke up with Jason because of his microheart. He whined about everything and was too insecure to even dance with me."

"That dude has a microheart. He's always complaining about how no one is nice to him even though he's a total jackass to everyone."

by zenstoner July 10, 2024