kellan

a hot and cool guy who definitely has a lot of friends and talks to so many hot women.

hot woman 1: have you heard of that new guy yet?
hot woman 279,171: you mean Kellan? hell yeah i have! he makes all of my 204 bones grow!

by OOBABA GAMING December 1, 2021

kellanne

shey's the poggest of pogs. shey hits the fattest woah and is the biggest gamer of all time.

kellanne is so hecking pogchamp, check out her twitch at twitch.tv/anneily

by beanlord47 January 14, 2022

Kevlar string

Kevlar string is when you torture somebody by hanging them by their balls with a Kevlar string

Billy. So you don't want to talk bring out the Kevlar string

Jim What the hell is that

Billy. HANGING BY HIS BALLS

Jim. Screams uncontrolled begins struggles yet to no avail slowly dies from being hanged by his balls (he said every last word he had to say they still killed him)

by Bigsops April 1, 2022

KeloAR

Some nigga that sweats at fortnite

Yo KeloAR is a nig

by BlackMonkeyRawDogger April 17, 2022

Hellen Kellered

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

by Jalopnik December 26, 2011

Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.

I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.

by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014

Swellen Keller

A gym rat or other fitness enthusiast that has no concept of gym etiquette or personal space, so they clearly must be blind and deaf, like Helen Keller. Often seen re-racking weights wrong or not at all, crowding the racks or benches, and curling in a squat rack.

Swellen Keller over there put the 25's behind the 45's, then put four 10's in front of those!

by Cjraburn February 18, 2015