junk gap

The space between the anus and genitalia. The most likely place for faeces and all kinds of junk to get trapped.

I didn't realise I hadn't wiped my junk gap properly.

by Wownewstome! May 27, 2014

junk blow

The act of "sucking the life out" of someone's soul through their asshole.

After an evening full of drinks, Eric presented himself to Jay for their traditional junk blow.

by Birdtrax January 3, 2015

Little Junk

A. When a man (usually white) is afflicted with an inadequately sized penis, rendering him unable to give pleasure to a female.

B. Small Dick

When Scott Haggai took off his pants in front of a woman for the first time, she couldn't help but laugh at his little junk.

by Slotheaus P Tooth August 31, 2013

Oh junk

Similar to Oh snap, used as an exclamation, but not necessarily for positive occurences or negative ones. Sometimes just used for randomness.

Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...

by Blair February 7, 2004

junk science

To Republicans: global warming, the link between second-hand smoke and cancer, and evolutionary biology. To Democrats: creationism, abstinence-only sex education, and supply-side economics.

Ronald: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!

by DrSamba February 21, 2009

junk jig

To dance a jig in your boxers so that your junk bounces visibly all over the place, often to the detriment of your friends and passersby.

"Eww...Please stop that junk jig for like three seconds and tell me where the bathroom is.

by matt Gettz May 19, 2007

junk shot

the dumbest solution to a major oil spill in the history of the world where scientists plan on chucking trash into the leak hoping it will block it.

joe: what the fuck are you scientists thinking?

scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*

by tellitlikeitis252 May 27, 2010