COCK's definitions

lsdf

lesbian sucking dick forever!

i wanna lsdf u all night long bitch!

by cock May 13, 2005

Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)

by Cock April 26, 2005

Fagland

The land of fags where the men are dressed in drag

I live in fagland. It sucks

by Cock April 26, 2005

stubble

Tiny hairs that grow back in the genital region after shaving.

Yo woman look at that stubble

by Cock April 9, 2005

cock

A males dick that gets sucked all the time.

Damn! My girl sucked my cock all fucking night. My cock is still throbing, I need to go jack offmy cock so all my cum can get on my fucking britney spears poster.

by cock May 11, 2004

three fan

Andrew Trifan, or laying down three cards of the same type in the card game asshole.

Oh shit, here comes 3 fan.
Dude i just 3 fanned it.

by Cock March 17, 2004

octocock

A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.

Fuckin 'ell, john lent me a stick flick last night that had an octocock. A fucking OCTOCOCK! Jesus, she must have been sore afterwards.

by cock November 29, 2003