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penis

A male organ that dangles between the legs, just above ones hairy nut sack.

Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.

Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.
Through vigorous stimulation, my erect penis regularly ejaculates into my wifes wonderfully tasty pussy, into her delightfully moist and warm mouth, onto her beautiful face and over her wonderful tits.

My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.
by Cock August 29, 2003
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friend

A person whom Andy thinks you can walk all over because you have a bad hair day.
It was so cool when I started making personal stabs at my friends, they must of really enjoyed it!
by Cock June 4, 2003
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lsdf

by cock May 13, 2005
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Fagland

The land of fags where the men are dressed in drag
I live in fagland. It sucks
by Cock April 26, 2005
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cock

A males dick that gets sucked all the time.
Damn! My girl sucked my cock all fucking night. My cock is still throbing, I need to go jack offmy cock so all my cum can get on my fucking britney spears poster.
by cock May 11, 2004
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Junk In the Trunk

Having a large ass.
by COCK November 2, 2003
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three fan

Andrew Trifan, or laying down three cards of the same type in the card game asshole.
Oh shit, here comes 3 fan.
Dude i just 3 fanned it.
by Cock March 17, 2004
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