COCK's definitions

Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)

by Cock April 26, 2005

octocock

A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.

Fuckin 'ell, john lent me a stick flick last night that had an octocock. A fucking OCTOCOCK! Jesus, she must have been sore afterwards.

by cock November 29, 2003

cock

A males dick that gets sucked all the time.

Damn! My girl sucked my cock all fucking night. My cock is still throbing, I need to go jack offmy cock so all my cum can get on my fucking britney spears poster.

by cock May 11, 2004

friend

A person whom Andy thinks you can walk all over because you have a bad hair day.

It was so cool when I started making personal stabs at my friends, they must of really enjoyed it!

by Cock June 4, 2003

Junk In the Trunk

Having a large ass.

Anita Ritchie

by COCK November 2, 2003

lsdf

lesbian sucking dick forever!

i wanna lsdf u all night long bitch!

by cock May 13, 2005

3DW

a band that tries to be good but really isnt good no matter how hard they try and they play some wierd shit and the trumpet player is always spanish

"That band 3DW really sucks wang."

by cock January 13, 2003