Al Jolson

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but spread all over the face

I didn't just give her the Dirty Sanchez, I gave her an Al Jolson.
Dirty Sanchez
face
poop
crap
shit
facial

by tomhalf October 23, 2014

joost

A failure, not just an ordinary type of failure, an epic failure.

You are the biggest joost ever.
You're such a bleeping joost.
I've never seen anyone joost as badly as you.

by Jimmy Ray Cyrus February 12, 2008

joobs

a jewish girl's stereotypically large breasts.

"damn, that sarah goldstein has some seriously voluptuous joobs"

by greggers b February 2, 2008

jols

Jizzin' out loud

dude, he's jols

by poopsicle5000 August 6, 2011

joosted

Some one who pressures a customer so much that they leave and don’t buy.

Did you customer get the car no I joosted them

by Rep206 January 28, 2018

moose joose

a powerful laxative for androids

i slipped a bit of moose joose to my toaster

by Devin taylor May 28, 2004

jooks

noun: Enjoyment, usually specifically in the form of sexual gratification but also in a general context for sublime pleasure in an activity.
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"

Also spelt as: joux, joox

See also: jollies, kicks

"So... you get your jooks throwing rocks at trains?"

M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!

by spider1984 February 3, 2007