jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 7, 2005

Jacqueline

She is someone you can always turn to for anything no matter what it is. You can always count on her to be there for you no matter the time of day. Her eyes are sparkly brown and she has those two cute little laugh lines next to her lips. She has a soft little voice that she uses whenever you talk to her that just calms you. If she ever has a problem she will tell you she isn't afraid to say it. She will always push you to be the best person you can be. If you are doing something that wouldn't be good for you she'll tell you. There isn't a second of the day that goes by when you think of her. She's the best thing that could ever happen to you and makes you realize that every day you are alive is a blessing as long as you have her by your side.

Damn, I'm glad I met Jacqueline.

by HeIsTheSame March 14, 2017

Jacked to the Tits

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.

Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!

by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019

Jacob Saggytits

a fuckboi who has no talent and who makes millions off of rapping the abc's (also has saggytits)

hey m8 look at me the MLG OpTiC_Keemstar (use code keem) then look at that abc's singin, bubble gum dum dum, muffin lookin, mug over der jacob saggytits

by FrOsTeD_sMoKe June 16, 2016

Michael Jackson

Born with a gift and purpose to bring to the world joy, happiness, love, care, compassion, and humility using song and dance.

He grew in stature from chocolate cherub to vanilla wafer with his sweetness.

Add a little innocence, silliness, and lots of intellect. And not to forget the subtle sensuality. Because he was human, sadness and loneliness often accompanied him.

Otherworldly...that's Michael Jackson

by I AM SPEECHLESS December 10, 2012

Jacom

An awesome male, usually smart and funny.
A Jacom is truly one of a kind, perfect, rarely found, one in a sextillion.

girl1: "I heard Cecilia's going out with a Jacom"
girl2: "wow she's so lucky"

by olivejuicecrableg December 31, 2010

Jack Pryer

The biggest aussie bogan who is also a grade B thot. he is honestly one of the most annoying person, especially because during break times he boots the ball to the other side of the oval.

Person 1: "Did you say Jack Pryer was coming?" Person 2: "Yeah, Honestly I'm thinking of not going anymore"

by Jeqpryer May 28, 2017