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Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) 

A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.

The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant

The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town

People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit

At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one

Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa

Girl 1: Whats that smell

Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe

Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
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Alaskan Maple Hose 

When a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. Before climax, the man wraps his penis in bacon and shoves it in his partner's mouth while making a loud moose sound. After finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner's face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.
Bro I totally gave her an alaskan maple hose last night.
Related Words

apple juice straight from the hose 

Urine expelled from the male penis, esp. meant for consumption by other people. This consumption is often implied as being forced.
My toolbag roomate forgot to pay the rent and fell asleep on the couch. He's gonna get a taste of apple juice straight from the hose.

garden hose 

when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther.
he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his dick like a garden hose will make him shoot farther
garden hose by bigbadmet July 3, 2007

Can't even kink a hose 

Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.
Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.

meat hose 

1. taco bell's way of supplying meat into their tacos
2. Utterly Discuting
3. EWWW!
Josh: Can i get two plain tacos, please?
Taco bell clerk: No, Sorry. Our meat hose is clogged.
meat hose by Polly G January 11, 2007

fire hose 

An intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. Commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.
Let's go fire hose on George's car again and tape it this time.
fire hose by glenn hayes September 30, 2003