Heston

Anything really fucking odd. (Taken from Heston Blumenthal, because he cooks weird food).

Look at that dudes face, its really fucking heston.

by Reggie S Jones August 6, 2011

heaton

THE counterstrike GOD!!!

known as NiP-HeatoN

you see heaton pwn those noobs in aztec

by llmmjtto December 6, 2003

HETRO-BOY

HETRO-BOY:

Someone who acts cocky, is always cracking jokes at people at the most inapropriet times, random, openly talks about their personal life to others, and usually if you are trying to be serious with a hetro-boy they will laugh at you and go on a whole different subject.

" I can't believe he broke up with me!"
sniff...sniff
(HETRO-BOY):"Ha Ha, He never like you anyway, I don't know how anyone could
cause you're so ugly! HA HA!!"
HB:" Do you wanna know how many chicks I've slept with in the past few hours? he he..."
HB:" HA HA, SHUT UP, nobody likes you anyway, ha ha

by JADE*** afi February 12, 2005

hettinger

To be incapable of producing consistent results.

I got stoned and now the data is hettinger' ed.

by FlanaganBill July 14, 2006

hairy hector

when u put hair inside a taco and shove it up someones ass

i just gave her a hairy hector

by tylermccaffrey1 December 18, 2008

flaming hetrosexual

A flaming hetrosexual is a person who is so overly fixated at appearing straight and manly that it boarders on gayness.
See flaming homosexual

Dude1:"I am going to Starbucks, you want to come along?"
Dude2:"I don't go to Starbucks I am afraid I might turn gay."
Dude1:"dude, you are such a flaming hetrosexual."

by oh_noes April 22, 2006

Hett

"Hett", a rude word for straight person. Fag is to homosexual as Hett is used to Heterosexual. When used on a gay person it's saying they have bad taste or they're being stupid.

"Like my hat?"
"It's ugly you hett."

by J Diane Riley December 6, 2006