Eariod

Ear-period/eariod.

When your ear piercing just won't stop bleeding.

Person 1: Ah, my ear won't stop bleeding, it's so painful.
Person 2: It's having an Eariod.

by Sonnefeuer March 1, 2010

swedish earmuffs

A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.

female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."

or

male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"

by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009

earpods

Knock off airports people choose to buy because they can't afford the real deal and still want to be trendy and relevant

did you see Ethan with those earphones? yeah, he must really think he's cool with those look-alikes trying to chase a trend.
Knock off airpods are earpods

by deltahawk24 February 10, 2019

earso

Earso is a very good name to call a person that is very pretty and gets all the guys without even trying . This also means not thinking before doing dumb crud.

She is such an earso

by TSedgfcbvcghhgnvjvhgjg June 6, 2020

Eamon

Eamon is a man who thinks he’s an amazing quirky guy when he’s actually an asshole that you think you could love but really he ruins everything and just hurts you

Bestfriend: “so how is things going with you an E?”

Me: “Eamon is a prick, lets not talk about this”

by Vivi:) May 14, 2020

eharmony

Two seperate words. When playing a game where one team tries to get another to say the word 'harmony', the word 'eharmony' counts both as 'eharmony' and 'harmony'.

Phil Laing said "eharmony" on vent.

by pseudonym1299 October 14, 2009

earmuffs

When two vaginas are facing both ears of a human, and begin to gyrate back and forth upon the ear.

I come home from work to have my two female roommates earmuff me!

by Brilliant March 30, 2005