1: I heard some kid won a fight by jamming a nail through some guy's testicles.
2: Yeah, the kid went to the J&L for a burger afterwards, too.
1: Did the guy survive?
2: He's in the intensive care unit at the hospital. I hear he may not make the night, but if he does, he won't be able to seed a woman ever again.
1: I hear the kid is a "Laing"

laing by Cistle May 18, 2006

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Laing

Having a horrible case of acne.

Oh my god, he has mad laing.

Laing by TheKingLAd August 29, 2022

laing fuck

when you so angry you say fuck in every sentence

he acting like a baby, chucking a laing fuck here and a laing fuck there

laing fuck by poobahdefines June 28, 2020

Laing Middle School

Quite possibly the coolest/best school in the nation. Home to the most amazing people ever, LMS is quite envied by it's rival schools, Cario and Moultrie. The kids at this school are comedy gold, smart as hell, pretty damn good lookin, cooler than...anyone, the nicest people you'll ever meet, the best partiers around, fresh till death, fly till they die, and are just amazing in general. All the kids at Laing- cheerleaders, jocks, skaters, partiers, towne center junkies, nerds, good-goodies, surfers, islanders, rednecks, country boys, tomboys, girly girls, football players, ballers, comedians, weirdos, crazy kids, etc. all combine in the end to make one big ass family, for a pretty smal lschool. They bleed maroon and black, and represent like no other. The teachers at this school are AMAZING, and their band/orchestra wins 1st at every competition. This place is just epic. Their sports teams are too fly for haters to hate them.

"Throw dirt on us and grow a wild flower"
LMS <3

Laing Middle School-legendary.

Laing Middle School by FMdog10 March 27, 2011

Laing'd

(Langd)
Another meaning for being high or as a substitute for the 'F' word.

"Brutha I'm Laing'd"

"I'm gonna Laing you up punk!"

"David your so fine, Laing me now"

"Brutha I'm Laing'd"

"I'm gonna Laing you up punk!"

"David your so fine, Laing me now"

Laing'd by David Laing March 27, 2004

Laing middle school

The best shit in town

Laing middle school is hot like the People there

Laing middle school by Weedboy69 May 3, 2017

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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