Dead Battery In A Dildo

When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant

Thats a dead battery in a dildo

by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

dallon's leg thing

When Dallon Weekes Bends his legs inwards and looks like an awkward but beautiful lamppost noodle.(preferably during the vices era)

who do they think they are? Trying to do the dallon's leg thing ! *Tut tut tut*

by FluffyMarshmallow May 18, 2017

Spunky Dildohammer

Obtain a jar of japanese mayonnaise and slather your stale hawt dawg with it. Tell your blind or visually impaired sexin' woman that you're gonna pleasure her with a dildo and butt plug. Lube up a dildo and butt plug in front of her. Stuff the butt plug in her beaver and jam your mayonnaised schlong into her mudflaps. She'll think it's the dildo, til you squirt your baby gravy in there. Then thwap your shrinking dong on her breasts. You must eat half of a Wild Berry Pop Tart during this process, and when you've finished jam the other half into her fuzzy cumdumpster.

Tom Selleck: hey babe want me to rub my moustache on you tonight?
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.

by Murdertrainacomin September 29, 2010

Dillonged

To raw dog it with a fat chick.

Did you hear about how Senzig dillonged that fat chick

by bigballer69696969 June 12, 2011

Dildo Rhino

A girl that sticks a suction-cup dildo to her forehead in order to ram it up another girl's kooch or butthole

Yo' those two girls from the club were crazy freaky! When I got them home one of them went dildo rhino and served it to the other chick!!!

by Mercuryman1976 December 1, 2011

Hydra Dildo

A 3-headed dragon dildo.

Go get fucked in your anus with a hydra dildo.

by #fuckyou October 8, 2015

Posttraumatic Dildo Disorder

A mental disorder characterized by a particularly dedicated avoidance of anything that could function as a dildo coupled with intrusive recollections of bad dildo experiences, sometimes to the point of becoming entirely celibate.

I knew that he was suffering somehow, much more than he let on, and so as I quickly grabbed the cucumber at the market, I saw him flinch and this led me to surmise that he was likely suffering with a bad case of Posttraumatic Dildo Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021