dampie

nasty and wet, overly soft and moist

That pussy is dampie

by Tyler December 30, 2004

Dampy

A female

There were 60% more "dampys" than blokes in the club.

by mickmclaugh September 23, 2011

dampire

A vampire who is soaking wet. With rain, or regular water, cause holy water, of course, would kill them. Being technically already dead, a vampire can't catch a cold from being wet, but it still sucks.

Mavis: "Look at this!!! i am soaked to the fangs!!! What do you call a vampire who is soaking wet?"

Diane: "A dampire!!!

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 26, 2019

dampt

a scottish word meaning damned

the dampt things cowpit ower!

by andreya January 27, 2007

dampyre

- a goth dude who thinks he is an urbanite
- a person who subscribes to the theory of urban density while having no knowledge of the subject.
- a cool animal
- also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai midget boys.

What? You think there is no crime in Chicago? You must be a dampyre!

by subdude April 10, 2003

dampnessly

To descibe that something is wet using incorrect grammar.

the shirt dampnessly the pants

by Maxi Nad. November 28, 2007

Dampyre

- An ignorant goth guy who thinks he is an urbanite.
- Any person who subscribes to the dnesity theory of urban developement even though they possess no knowledge on the subject.
- A filthy animal.
- Also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

1. That dude thinks he knows about urbanity, he must be a dampyre.

2. You need to get your facts straight about the crime level in Chicago, they are much higher than you'd like to admit, what are you a dampyre?!

by God April 3, 2003