swamp crotch

The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.

The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.

by patri100ia August 7, 2016

Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.

The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.

by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005

crotch mullet

When a person's pubic hair is longer than their cack.

Duscharm, no metal in the world is strong enough to cut your crotch mullet. But dude its gettin kinda thick and nasty, do something about it

by dusch is a cack February 12, 2003

crotch food

Any type of food eaten by many that is held in the crotch of ones legs while seated. (Most commonly popcorn, chips, candy, etc.)

"Tony, get your hand away from my vitals."
"Dude, it's okay; it's crotch food."

by B. Jones November 20, 2007

crotch blocker

Its the same concept as a cock blockbut its a uni-sex word, meaning it can be used for girls and guys. Its a person that basically prevents a person from hooking up with another.

A group of three or more girls and a duff come to a party. The duff is named Theresa Marie. All night Theresa Marie will not stop talking to the girls and prevents them from talking to the guys. She is constantly taking them away from the party and is being a total crotch blocker to the guys

by Scoooooter August 24, 2008

Crotch Catch

When someone drops something, and it falls in their lap. It mostly occurs when the person is sitting. When dropping something while standing, the person will catch the item by pushing it against their crotch in a fast motion to stop it from falling.

During Biology, Mia dropped her pencil. She put her hands down to catch it, only to realize that her crotch caught it instead of her pencil falling the the floor.

Steve: "Crotch Catch!"
Mia: "Stfu Steve."

by Drumstuck August 8, 2009

Crotch Muffin

Slang for a someone that has crabs and a yeast infection at the same time.

Billy ~ Yo, did you hook up with Tracy last night?
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.

by longrodMcDong October 26, 2011