2 definitions by B. Jones

crotch food

Any type of food eaten by many that is held in the crotch of ones legs while seated. (Most commonly popcorn, chips, candy, etc.)

"Tony, get your hand away from my vitals."
"Dude, it's okay; it's crotch food."

by B. Jones October 30, 2007

Hmong Pack

Hmong families usually consiting of up to 15 people all trying to pack into one riced out van/car. Usually found in areas of large hmong population (aka midwest). Can be compared to circuses when clowns jam into cars for entertainment purposes.

Bryan: "Wow! There is so many people in here"
Drew: "Yeah we're really hmong packin' it!"

by B. Jones April 8, 2006