Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.
Symptoms include:
- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes
- Talking beyond stupid.
- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.
- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then
five mins later you hate them).
- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type
of hangover.
Symptoms include:
- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes
- Talking beyond stupid.
- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.
- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then
five mins later you hate them).
- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type
of hangover.
Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"
=..8)!
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"
=..8)!
by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009
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Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.
Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.
Young Boy 1: "Ouch man, you hit my finger!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"
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