Capital Hill Police

When you barely even try to stop something from happening as it happens in front of your eyes

Based on the events on 1/6/21 when the Capital Hill Police failed to keep MAGA protestors out of the Capitol of the United States.

The fucking toilet at Taco Bell began overflowing and all I could do was be a Capital Hill Police officer. What they hell else can I do? It isn't my toilet.

by Mbiggz January 6, 2021

Capitalism

Something I'd probably advocate if what the rich wanted us to believe was actually true, that the poor are lazy and the rich are hard working.

Moron: I'm a capitalist because I know that every poor person is lazy and that if I work hard, I'll be rich because only hard workers get rich.
Smart guy: So the rich never screw anyone over to get there?
Moron: Not at all! Don't let those stupid liberals convince you otherwise.
Smart guy: You think capitalism is perfect?
Moron: Yes!

by blackwhitebrown9 November 7, 2010

anarcho-capitalism

From 'a' meaning 'without' and 'arch' meaning rulers plus capitalism. In other words capitalism without rulers. Rulers are taken as the state, whilst the term 'capitalism' included is taken to coincide with the liberal definition of capitalism as opposed to the Marxist one. That of freedom only finishing where the freedom of another is curtailed.

Anarcho-capitalism would be like now but without drug prohibition hence without drug gangs; without taxes hence without low wages and economic underperfomance; without the state hence without war.

by Robin d'Hood May 11, 2007

capitalistocracy

Any form of government that is controlled by high level bankers and or corporate conglomerates. Either known or unknown by the general public!

The state of the US government today!!!!!

i.e. We do not live in a democracy, we live in a capitalistocracy!

by Sean Hathaway June 15, 2007

Capital University

Capital University is best described as one of the best private colleges in Ohio. The parties are amazing, the people are awesome, and the classes are great. I think that the frats KSU and DTU are pretty tight with a good party almost every week!!

Capital University is one of the best places in Ohio to further enhance ones education level.

by Jerry 19 January 26, 2009

Capitalist

Someone who does not understand how capitals are used in the English language, and as such, capitalizes every word in a sentence.

Jboyy: What Do You Mean I'm A Capitalist? I Live In Europe. We Are A Socialist Country. Duh

by spenar.hedra2 June 11, 2009

Capital Punishment

Losing points on an English paper because all of your letters are lowercase.

"my name is alex." -2 points. "Why did I lose points for this?" "You didn't capitalize any of the letters so now you're receiving capital punishment."

by Scarlet O. Treece August 23, 2017