1. The act of applying Gold Bond powder to the nut sack thereby creating a cooling and refreshing sensation for the boys, the intensity of which determined by the color of the dispensing bottle: gold for gentle cooling; green for a minty fresh sensation; and blue to experience a 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys. 2. Also used as a generic term for the application of any nut powder to refresh the scrotal nether region.
Bond your boys to avoid a nut sack thigh weld and to experience the sensation of a thousand Greek goddesses gently blowing Altoid kisses lightly onto your nads.
by Colorado Beef November 9, 2008
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by Fieldromer November 28, 2011
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A person who instead of accepting defeat in a argument says offencive things towards you that were in no way related to the argument.
Jen: Okay, seriously , ive had enough with your crap. You know i won the argument so go away!
Sam: You know what skrew you jen! Atleast i'm not fat. I work out. Unlike you!
Jen: Oh my god Sam you're such a blund!!!
Sam: You know what skrew you jen! Atleast i'm not fat. I work out. Unlike you!
Jen: Oh my god Sam you're such a blund!!!
by SatansBoss September 11, 2012
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HAS NOTHING TO FO WITH VIOLENCE (unless you want it to)
HAS NOTHING TO FO WITH VIOLENCE (unless you want it to)
I tied up my chick to the bedpost with some leather and teased her until she bedded me to fuck her. Bondage is the best you should try it
by I’m kinky rn November 15, 2020
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"The name's Bond. James Bond."
"Medium-dry vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred."
"I never miss."
"Oh, grow up, 007!"
"I don't know any doctor jokes."
"Medium-dry vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred."
"I never miss."
"Oh, grow up, 007!"
"I don't know any doctor jokes."
by Cmdr. James Bond October 29, 2005
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by Chet Boxby November 5, 2006
Get the Bond Your Boys mug.Kinky sex in which one person controls the other and has them tied up. Not to be confused with rape or even s&m.
A bondage sex story;
He led his girlfriend to a room with chains, leather, and rope and told her to tie herself up. He left, and waited. She tied her ankles together, then blindfolded and gagged herself, then buckled the collar and wrist straps and waited. He came in naked soon after, and stripped her. He saw the gag and thought it was to prevent oral penetration, and he was right. He tore it out of her mouth, slapped her ass over and over, and then plugged her mouth with his cock. He had her suck for as long as she could handle, all the while feeling immense pleasure, and cumming into her willing mouth. He then pulled her out by the collar and jammed the gag back in. She was sure at this point he was done, but he was not. After a few moments, she found herself ankles tied to the floor and wrists to the wall. Suddenly, she felt an urge in her pussy. He was there, hard as ever, and she pushed towards him. He at first teased her, pulling back, then out of no where plunged in, stroking with all of his great force. She was so wet and almost ready to orgasm. He was hard and about to burst with pleasure with her. With a final effort of masculine power and an indescribable feminine to match, the pair orgasmed together feeling the amazing sensation, glad to be sharing it with eachother. He made a few more strokes, and when he was totally spent, relaxed, the two breathing heavily as he untied her. The smiled and lightly kissed, and then fell asleep, still embracing eachother.
He led his girlfriend to a room with chains, leather, and rope and told her to tie herself up. He left, and waited. She tied her ankles together, then blindfolded and gagged herself, then buckled the collar and wrist straps and waited. He came in naked soon after, and stripped her. He saw the gag and thought it was to prevent oral penetration, and he was right. He tore it out of her mouth, slapped her ass over and over, and then plugged her mouth with his cock. He had her suck for as long as she could handle, all the while feeling immense pleasure, and cumming into her willing mouth. He then pulled her out by the collar and jammed the gag back in. She was sure at this point he was done, but he was not. After a few moments, she found herself ankles tied to the floor and wrists to the wall. Suddenly, she felt an urge in her pussy. He was there, hard as ever, and she pushed towards him. He at first teased her, pulling back, then out of no where plunged in, stroking with all of his great force. She was so wet and almost ready to orgasm. He was hard and about to burst with pleasure with her. With a final effort of masculine power and an indescribable feminine to match, the pair orgasmed together feeling the amazing sensation, glad to be sharing it with eachother. He made a few more strokes, and when he was totally spent, relaxed, the two breathing heavily as he untied her. The smiled and lightly kissed, and then fell asleep, still embracing eachother.
by Flavo(red) February 17, 2010
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