Bored

Being BORED is worse than commiting suicide. Being bored tis bad stuff!

You bored? huh?
I am..thats why im on U.D ^^
Go back to class now, u wasting to much timez....

Mr.Reznick: Why you out of class Jens?
Jens: Ughh...im bored.
Mr.Reznick:(face turns red) Get your ass to class right now!
Jens: You not allowed to say ass sir.
Mr.Reznick: Detention...
Jens: *bored*

by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeonelse December 19, 2008

boredom

Posting too many definitions on urbandictionary.com

Oh dear its 4am and i could do with some sleep

by oracle March 12, 2004

bored

bored

If you are looking this up,you probably are.

Instead of being bored on the computer, why don't you do something useful. Like get hit by a bus.

by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006

boofed

to have taken it in the butt; had anal sex.

Nick boofed Mal last night.

by Andrea M. October 11, 2004

bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

by credmond12 August 3, 2012

bored

Boring bored ppl who have boring lives who live in boring houses and boring towns who go to boring schools on boring computers and go on boring websites like boring urban boring dictionary.com and look up boring words like boring, bored or boring things. PS. Boring ppl bore me.

Jenna: I'm bored
Karen: Your boring me
Jenna: Good
Karen: Good!
Jenna: Good!!!
Karen: *starts singing spanish ABC song*
Jenna: *Passes out with bordom*
Karens mom: *Comes in and sings with karen*
Karen: *Throws a spanish ABC song party*

by Betsy and Sieanna October 28, 2008

I am so bored

When you type “I am so bored” into google because the teacher is taking FOREVER to hand out one paper and you type in your thoughts into google using your phone.

You: I am so bored so I will type “I am so bored” into google and see what I find

by AgileToaster March 7, 2022