16 definitions by Your Mom in a bikini

Cameron Diaz

1. An actress who is dating Justin Timberlake and hasn't been in a decent movie since There's something about Mary.

2.Someone with a English,German,Native American,and Cuban background
1.Did Cameron Diaz die? I haven't seen her since Shrek!

2.Brooke is a Cameron Diaz
by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006
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Clear channel

The company that pays people to act like a big pile of gay.
''Dude who is that J-Dizzle cracker motherfucker we are listening to?''

''I don't know but by the sound of it it seems like he works for Clear channel''
by Your Mom in a bikini July 9, 2006
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taco bell

Shit in a container
''What the hell is this garbage?''

''Taco Bell''

''Excuse me. I have to go use my bathroom now''
by Your Mom in a bikini July 11, 2006
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cancer

1. A deadly disease that is caused by anything and can kill anyone. It comes in diffrent types of forms like lukemia(blood)ovarian,breast,lung,and just about anywhere else

2. A zodiac sign repersented by the crab and runs from June 21-July 22
1.Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2.Some dude at party: Your a Cancer!

Some girl at party: Yep

Some dude at party: I'm a Sagittarius, let's fuck.
by Your Mom in a bikini July 9, 2006
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Italian

One of the best etnithities to be. Great food, great language great cars, great everything. All you fake ghetto Nike wearing wannabes that wish they were Italian need to die. And if you are or claim to be ''Italian'' you are probably Italian by injection
I'm Italian...be jelous
by Your Mom in a bikini June 30, 2006
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son of a bitch

1. An insult usually used when aggravated.

2. A name for a male dog or puppy

3. The funniest thing your mom can call you
1. ''Jason you son of a bitch!''

2. So yesterday I got this son of bitch poodle.

3.Kyle's mom: You son of a bitch!

Kyle: Hahah your'e a bitch
by Your Mom in a bikini June 30, 2006
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Wednesday. It is called hump day beccause it is often referred as the ''hump'' of the week because it's two more days til Friday
Today is hump day. Let's hump
by Your Mom in a bikini July 26, 2006
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