by Redhairisdabom May 31, 2010

Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005

When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.
Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!
by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010

by Johnnie Walkers Friend February 25, 2022

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?
Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!
Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!
by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017
