Arse Man

A male who loves big ass's.

You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj?
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!

by Wajjjjjjing January 23, 2015

Luca arse

compact arse, smelly bum, stinks of shit, cheese and sweat.

hey, that guy has a luca arse

by caphm September 1, 2020

fiddle arse

To stuff around, waste time, achieve not much,

As in " Hey mate, what are you up to this arvo?

And the reply " Oh not much, I'm just gonna fiddle arse around , playing a bit of guitar, browsing through Facebook "

by RonniP April 14, 2017

arse licking

An act, often sexual, whereby a being (human or other) proceeds to lap, stab or flick the poopy hole of another using their tongue.

Luke whispered softly into leia's ear "I can't wait to give you a good arse licking tonight".

by Bambi Legz August 10, 2016

Arse dandruff

also known as poo-flakes and Butt crumbs.

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012

Arse-Pumped

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.

Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.

by Zonal K June 23, 2018

Arse gobby

Eating, licking, kissing or any other mouth action focused on a person's anus. (Eating arse or rimming).

Its been weeks since she's let me give her a good arse gobby.

by Flukemonster February 14, 2019