6 definitions by wonderbra676
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007
To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.
Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.
Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.
Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007
To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.
Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.
Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.
Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007
Used as an exclamation when one discovers or realises that one has an itch anywhere upon their body. It does not have to relate to the private parts.
Dude that woollen jumper has given me itchy bits!
I have itchy bits! (to be exclaimed loudly in a public place)
I have itchy bits! (to be exclaimed loudly in a public place)
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007
Person A: How is Michael and Dominic today?
Person B: Michael is cool but expecting the red water soon. Dom's cool, last night's curry left a burning ring of fire, but he's cool now.
Person B: Michael is cool but expecting the red water soon. Dom's cool, last night's curry left a burning ring of fire, but he's cool now.
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007