Winston

He is the best friend you could ever have. He is always there when you need comfort, he supports you no matter what, he always follows when you have crazy ideas and he knows you better than anyone. If you have a girlfriend, he'll definitely steal her from you. He literally IS the standard every girl is searching for. You can recognize a Winston pretty easily because he's all pink, just open your girlfriend's drawer and you'll see him.

Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, only Winston can make it better."
Person 2 : "Babe... I'm literally right here."
Person 1 : "Nah, I don't want you."

by daryra July 7, 2024

Winston

Winston is short stabby person

Person 1: Hey I hear you and Winston are friends right?
Person 2: Yeah, please send help

by Oofoof12457 July 3, 2021

winston

stupid idiot manipulator gaslihgter annoying monkey

me: ew stop acting like winston
somebody idk: oops sorry for beign annouing

by coolest person in existenc3 March 27, 2022

Winston

When something goes bad shit crazy and everything sucks

1-Bro 2020 has been so fucking Winston

2-First person: Man, I just saw some chick running down the street with no clothes on.

Second person: What a Winston dude.

by Read my shit man November 28, 2020