College Weight 

The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.

It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.

College Weight by Shang Tsung October 2, 2010

Border Weight 

the maximum maintainable weight an illegal immigrant can sustain and still make an illusive escape from immigration.

"Pedro, you're living dangerously eating all those tortillas. You're not going to be able to make border weight."

Border Weight by Petey D12 May 17, 2014

getcha weight up 

When your fighting somebody and they're weak you will say "getcha weight up"

Jack was ready to fight Chris but Chris told him "getcha weight up,and then we'll fight!"

getcha weight up by Thugga18 July 20, 2016

strategic weight 

The weight someone keeps because of strategic reasons, otherwise they may want to lose it.

A chiropractor so he can have more force pressure he can apply, or even more likely a large kid who keeps the weight so he can bully his siblings.

"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."

strategic weight by FMTVIDS September 11, 2016

Punches above his weight 

To do something greater than your perceived ability.

Johnny is only 5”7 but he punches above his weight on the basketball court

Punches above his weight by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 5, 2021

victim weight 

someone who is under 150 pounds. basically you're vulnerable to people who weigh much more than you since their strength and weight is likely to overpower anyone who is under 150 pounds.

Guy 1: bro how much do you weigh?
Guy 2: About 134 pounds bro.
Guy 1: bro you're so light, literally any gym bro can bench press your body. you're a victim weight

victim weight by urbandictionaryteacher January 26, 2023

housewife weight

The excessive baggage that is gradually acquired over time by a housewife. They start off pretty, but slowly turn into fat cows who do nothing all day but sit around and eat things covered in chocolate and creamy shit.

Housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will pay for all the stupid, pointless shit she wants, she has a right to stop exercising and eating right, because she thinks that he will not leave her. If the man is smart, he will drop her tubby ass like a bad habit and find a girl half his age.

Once upon a time, John married a hot young intelligent woman named Jane. Jane began gaining housewife weight, and slowly morphed from a 9 into a -2, and became indestinguishable from a common farm hog.

housewife weight by Daniel Jakubek November 29, 2006