“Hey, can I have a straw?”
“We only have paper, is that fine?”
“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”
“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
“We only have paper, is that fine?”
“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”
“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022
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-- Rocky Kingston (bloodborn of Darr Kingston)
noun
Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Insolent talk or behavior.
intransitive verb
To foolishly engage in idle conversation. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense.
adjective
Very nervous; anxious.
interjection
Used to covertly announce ones' hyper-aware state of something seeming off.
noun
Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Insolent talk or behavior.
intransitive verb
To foolishly engage in idle conversation. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense.
adjective
Very nervous; anxious.
interjection
Used to covertly announce ones' hyper-aware state of something seeming off.
by Rocky Kingston October 25, 2022
Get the turtlefish mug.Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?
Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
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Get the Turtles mug.Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.
Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.
The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.
The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
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