trump hands

Having relatively small hands. Often unnaturally orange in color.

She should have known his dick would be so small and weird by his trump hands.

by Tycho Bro August 3, 2016

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Donald Trump's penis

Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party

"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"

by Myanacondabread April 12, 2017

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trump dump

n.

just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever

The President-elect is taking a trump dump.

by pseudononymous November 17, 2016

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Trump'd

To be defeated by Donald Trump.

Before Donald Trump, to be trumped by something meant to be bested by something. This term was popularised by the card game "top trumps".

"Hillary Clinton got Trump'd!"

by Phoenix797 June 26, 2018

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