kinky torpedo

1. an electric rod that converts salt to chlorine, then back to salt in a hot tub.

2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)

3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.

1. daughter: hey, mom, you better check the spa, our kinky torpedo's on the fritz again.

2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!

girl#2: OMG was it weird?!

girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.

3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)

by sugarlesshigh January 2, 2011

Swedish Torpedo

An inconspicuous, otherwise neutral Nordic male with an unnervingly thick penis also known as the Swedish Torpedo. Swedish Torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to assert himself in an effortlessly superior way. Swedish Torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. It is speculated that Swedish Torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among Scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heterosexuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.

E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.

by Brigittathedanishtennisplayer October 21, 2010

Corn nut Torpedo

swallowing corn nuts whole so that they pass through your system in their pristine form. When you have to take a shit, you back your ass up to her snatch and shit in her giving her the corn nut torpedo.

I gave Shawna the corn nut torpedo last night.

by Gary Shepard January 22, 2008

torchid

Generally unpleasant conditions, usually associated with cold.

It's frikkin torchid out here man.

by Cackett September 17, 2008

Torpe

Inept. Good for nothing.

Nepali
तोरपे

कस्तो तोरपे re cha.

Translation

How torpe!

by thenepalinightmare December 5, 2016

torching the cop car

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.

Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

by The Duck from Aflac July 12, 2011

chocolate torch

step 1: shit in her puss
step 2: possess plunger
step 3: plunge the feces out of puss
step 4: hold plunger like the olympic torch
step 5: shove in face till soffucation arises

mitch gave a chocolate torch like a hot cake on easter

by Raoul Regumba June 18, 2008