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Definitions by thenepalinightmare

Disaster LCAS 

A new substance use counselor who acts confident but is shook.

Disaster LCAS is either someone who is pursuing a licensure in Addictions Counseling or a newly minted addictions counselor. This person projects confidence in their knowledge of how street drugs are categorized and how neurotransmitters work. They take pride in their (short) internship experience and want to convince others that they have the tools to help people struggling with substance use disorder, but in reality, deep down, they are convinced that they aren't that good and plan on heavily rely on supervision to make this work somehow.
Wow, Kris just admitted in front of the clients that he is a disaster LCAS.

Well, Tori's nothing but a disaster LCAS.

Guys, I am having a disaster LCAS moment.

aunshi-purne औंशी पुर्णे 

Related to a person.

(A person's) state of precariousness/unpredictability. Imbalance in thinking/being or of execution.

Bi-Polar Behavior.

औंशी पुर्णे
येल्लाई औंशी पुर्णे लागेछ कि क्या हो ?!
Are you aunshi-purne औंशी पुर्णे?
Expression to convey disrespect and disbelief of someone else's claims/ideas/proclamations. Often used lightly.

This powerful phrase is often combined with placing the thumb and the index finger on the disrespectes person's right and left temples. Then the hand is dragged all across the face in a swift motion.

A fight almost always Insues as a result.

इश

Usage:

इश हुन्छ!
इश हुन्छ! Pronounced: Ishh Huncha.
Ishh by thenepalinightmare August 13, 2018

Gedai jasto 

Nepali. गेडै जस्तो

Like balls.

Phrase often uttered to express utter frustration/annoyance.
Gedai jasto jindagi! गेडै जस्तो जिन्दगी!
Inept. Good for nothing.

Nepali
तोरपे
कस्तो तोरपे re cha.

Translation

How torpe!
Torpe by thenepalinightmare December 5, 2016
American Born Confused Nepali

A cultural mash of Momos and Cheese Burger.

Generally awesome, sometimes insecure in their identities due to cultural differences.
ABCNes are cool people.
ABCNe by thenepalinightmare August 25, 2016

Bhakunde Bhut 

Bhakunde Bhut

Close cousin of Lyapu Lyapu.

Bhakunde Bhut is a ghost originating from Kathmandu, Nepal that enters into dwells inside medium size garbage bags. Bhakunde Bhut is notorious for circling around people's feet and on occasion, clinging to the lower body of people. To pry it off after it clings to the body needs the use of special lines from the Hanuman Chalisa.

It is to be noted that Bhakunde bhut has no limbs or a face, it is extra scary because of its simplistic nature, a blob of trash, energized by a spirit. The simplicity also gives it an air of mystery.

Only way to get the spirit to separate from the trash and go it's own way is to put it in a larger jute bag and hammer it to the floor repeatedly cursing at it. Constant kicking it off your feet as it bounces back towards you also works, especially, if zero fucks are given during the kicking process.
"जथाभावी फोहोर नगर है मोरा हो, भकुन्डे भुत आउछ ।"

Translation
" Don't litter you moron, BhakunDe Bhut will get you"