Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick

Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night

by Conor weiner June 10, 2019

Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.

When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019

Sex stool

When you take a hit shit after rough sex

Last night I had such a good sex stool

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022

stool pigeon

One who sits and waits for things to get better but does nothing to help himself.

The stool pigeon's laziness waits for things to happen.

by LIZA with a Z January 5, 2021

Stool Shunter

a homosexual man i.e. a batty boy

I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.

by messymanco July 21, 2009

stool jewels

Corn in your poop.

Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

Paracord Stool

slang for: suicide by standing on a stool and using a piece of paracord.

Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.

"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"

"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"

by nordivisive August 12, 2025