A person of black descent whose job it seems to offer fragrance to males in the toilets of bars and clubs. These dodgy characters often forcefully attempt to offer you fragrance in the hope you will give them money. They often attack while their victim washes their hands.
Other titles include 'Joop Dogg' and '50 Scent' as well as some more undesirable names.
Other titles include 'Joop Dogg' and '50 Scent' as well as some more undesirable names.
by Dr Triad October 14, 2006

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 24, 2016

"The delay spray crap that some sites sell will just numb out your dick (and your lover's pussy or ass), and it won't make you last any longer." (tinynibbles.com, 'I Can't Feel My Ass')
by Wrench January 20, 2006

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also 'Poofter Chook' for a description of the outcome.
Hey Company Accountant, the price of those engineers is way to high. You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.
Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
by Singapore Frosty July 6, 2010

The morning after a long night of drinking cheap beer, start 69ing with your hubby. Invariably, a very rank fart will develop. Right before orgasm, yell "Drive By" and fart right in her face, then unload in her mouth. This works best on one night stands with fat and/or ugly girls, because no girl you ever do this with will come near you again.
by TransMayernik April 23, 2005

The act of praying that you wont piss all over the toilet seat when you piss shortly after masturbating beforehand. Doesn't usually work.
Wife: JOHN, WHY IS THERE PISS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM!
Husband: I Spray and Prayed last night but to no avail... maybe if you had sex with me more I wouldn't have to masturbate as much!
Husband: I Spray and Prayed last night but to no avail... maybe if you had sex with me more I wouldn't have to masturbate as much!
by pisscakes April 21, 2011

by xjoshx123456 May 20, 2011
