Speef

The act of farting out of your dick.

Guy: "I think i just speefed!"
Girl: "You did? I just quiffed!"

by Speefer October 4, 2009

spleetoog

Dutch word for Chinese person

1: Hey, did you see that spleetoog?
2: Yeah, thats Lance Chi-Hong Wu, the Chinese guy
1: ok

by sajfijasfjasf March 13, 2016

spleegeegeer

1.word meaning some one beats the wang to much and they need to stop.

originated by me

I've been quite the spleegeegeer this past week.

by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

Spleege

a persons body part or organ being bigger then another body part or organ.

my ball is bigger then my other ball therefore i have a spleege sack.

by dan21steen September 25, 2012

Spleenis

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Spleenis defines Spleeny.

by Yarly Asparagus June 12, 2008

Spleed

the point at which a wound, instead of drizzling blood, shoots blood to or further then 10 feet

This man is spleeding!

by SParxter September 24, 2008

spleefer

Someone who uses there shovel to kill you in minecraft

Bob- wanna play minecraft?
Sam- No you always spleef on me
Bob- I swear to God, I'm not a spleefer

by Darkfair June 16, 2014