Weed Speed

When your on the highway going 20 mph and your so high you think your going 80 mph.

Steamboat: i was walking to class but i was on that weed speed so i was 10 min late.

B Willy:stop smoking that bong water

by Squints 2.0 March 13, 2011

Speed Parachute

When someone blows speed up your anal orifice.

The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.

by Sam Moj November 30, 2021

warp speed

Driving excessively fast in an automobile. Extreme speeding.

The Porsche blew through the red light at warp speed, with the police in hot pursuit.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Speed Run

In video games. Sometimes Tool Assisted. When a player completes the game as fast as possible, disreguarding the enviornment, difficulty and minor enemies.

He completed a Speed Run of Resident Evil in 1:23!

by VidCom Ind. July 11, 2009

speed goggles

When you're opinion of a member of the opposite sex changes based on how fast he/she is. Very common among top cross-country runners, track athletes, swimmers, etc. Although throwers and jumpers are not basing on speed, but rather throwing or jumping ability, the term "speed goggles" is still applied.

Guy 1- "Man that girl is fine."
Guy 2- "She's decent but you're rockin your speed goggles a little too much"

by Cybulski FTW May 1, 2006

top speed

The maximum possible speed something can attain.

The top speed of that car is 240 mph.

by 5'11"Racer September 20, 2006

speed king

someone who has the habit of overspeeding when driving.

it might be fun to be a speed king but it can be deadly too.

by J-shay December 28, 2005