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Snipe hunting

Taking a new friend from college back homerural. Get them all liqoured up and hand them a black trash bag.
Explaining to them what these 'birds' look like, and that they only come out in the middle of the night.

Get them to stand in the middle of a field or woods.
Explain to them that you will 'scare' the 'birds' towards them, and for them to be prepared to catch.

And leave them out in the woods for a good hour or so, Then go scare the crap out of them.
So who wants to go snipe hunting?
Snipe hunting by DAE85 September 19, 2005
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Christian Brutal Sniper 

A character created by the youtuber, "KelThuzadMadness", is based on the Sniper class of Team Fortress 2. Wielding weapons varying from a Homewrecker to the Scotsman's Skullcutter to his infamous Tribalman's Shiv, this RED Sniper is known to go off killing members of the BLU team, and his own comrades as well as members of Freak Fortress 2.

Always enters while suspended upside down with his radio tuned to 85.2, playing his theme song, "Millionaires Holiday", and receiving a Crit as he falls down. After referencing mssnor's, "Sniper is Genius," he goes off murdering the people around him, decapitating them to experiment with their corpse. He is known to have a one-side friendship with a RED Spy, always denying the fact he puts blood on his suit.
why the hell is he christian?
"Mmm...just like Christmas morning"

-Christian Brutal Sniper

Gunny Snipes 

Someone who lives behind their keyboard only to be a legend in their own mind.

Despised by the majority of the internet and everyone in P2P filesharing.
You motherfucking Gunny_Snipes
You n00b, you Gunny_Snipes
You can't defeat me, Gunny_Snipes
I have a life, unlike you Gunny_Snipes
Gunny Snipes by Athlon June 6, 2004

butthole snipe 

to snatch persons anal hair, to pull out the hair around someones butthole
He stole my favorite hat, so later that day i butthole sniped him.
butthole snipe by Daniel Crowe February 27, 2007

cock sniper 

can shoot an amazingly accurate load of cum.
Only a highly trained SAS cock sniper could hava achieve such accuracy at such range.
cock sniper by KENNY April 6, 2003

penal sniper 

a person who likes to snipe things with piss when he goes to urinate

someone who aims at specific inanimate objects when they piss

Pissing off the top of a cliff to see how for it goes and what u can hit with the trajectory

for ones self amusement
"yes! look wat i pissed on from here!"
accurate pissing for england!

" i am a penal sniper cus i can hit that *insert object* acurately :)"

Wesley Snipes 

Performing a daring maneuver in any situation in which a daring maneuver is completely and utterly unnecessary.
Alex: Yo man you cant stop that, i just pulled a Wesley Snipes.

Rob: Dude, that was the lamest shit I think I've ever seen.

Scott: Alex, you have smoked yourself retarded.