The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever

In response to the Worlds Largest Facebook Group Ever, The Wold's Smallest Facebook Group Ever (WSFGE) was created and is the most selective facebook group ever conceived. WSFGE accepts only the smartest, fastest, attractive, interesting, and especially attractive people in the world. Even tho you can can join the WSFGE at any time, you often will be kicked out very soon afterwards, as well as shamed for attempting to fit in among such great people.

Ugly Kid: "I have joined The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever like 10 times but they keep kicking me out"

by Matt Ritt April 28, 2007

staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.

"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."

by Kenny May 13, 2005

Daquan from staples

An overexcited black employee from staples who sadly did not make his way into fame like Alex from target did, although he tried.

Have you heard of Alex from target?

Yeah he was on the Ellen show

Well what about Daquan from staples

... Dude you made that up

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Stapleface

1.Adj: To be well known by many people from many places.2. To be the friend that connects a group together.

John: "Yes we met through Dee, she's such a stapleface around campus."

Scott: "Oh, so thats how you and Jenny met."

by St.Crispin September 1, 2010

Smallened

The act of having something reduced in size.

Von Miller had his ears smallened after the 2016 superbowl.

by jerpaw August 28, 2016

Daniel Stapleton

A "mad fella" who rides motocross and drifts cars.
Daniel Stapleton, also known as Mad c**t or ruthless is a caring bloke who looks out for his mates and loves his lady.

Ruthless c**t! must be Daniel Stapleton.

by yeahiknowhim August 20, 2011

Cock Sampler

To sample every cock possible. A solution. To Leave no unturned.

Sge used to be married, but Heather has turned into a cock sampler since the divorce.

by VindictiveAngel December 24, 2022