shmoogle

a man with eggs, who dropped them off in a fat old ladies sack.

"wow, did you see that shmoogle with your mom?"

by stevenamandaarecool August 22, 2011

shmoof

A sign of distress, said when one is shocked, appalled, or just plain bored.

Girl 1: I said no to that dude that asked me out.
Girl 2: OMG! Shmoof! Why? He was hot!

by RawrBucketsIZFIT March 15, 2009

Shmoopie

An executive that is completely full of crap

important people who thing there crap doesn't stink are all shmoopies

by BUCKEYEDUCK June 28, 2011

Shmooble

To pull a sad face for no apparent reason, complete with sad puppy-dog eyes, quivering lower lip, etc.
An excellent distraction from boring classes!

Other forms: Shmoobled, shmoobling, shmooblers

Tzivi shmoobled at Sara during class, causing her to burst out laughing.

Gila (on AIM): ...and then, i decided to go shopping, and bought red shoes!
Rakefet (on AIM): i'm shmoobling

by Cucharita October 31, 2006

shmoop a poop

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

by thunderthievez July 5, 2009

Shmooglick

Noun; A woman that is grumpy, mean to her boyfriend and believes on cheating on him frequently. Shmoogs are happy when shopping, eating Texas cheese fries and Nachos. Shmoogs often release a funk while sleeping. If able to take care of a Shmoog in a relationship you are a stud!!

Yeah im dating a shmooglick

by Ricky Davidson February 5, 2010

Shmooney

this is the mid-phase in the 3 phases of penile erection. this mid-phase is the most cumbersome, as it sticks straight out and then the person has to play the "tucking" game.

Phase 1-there is the penis, just hanging there without a problem in the world
Phase 2-we have hit the shmooney stage where we are at mid-boner
Phase 3-full out boner, "now lets do the sex" ~ Schfifty Five Video

"ok guys, this shmooney is getting to be quite cumbersome!". "But let me tell you Janice (as he, the man, turns his attention to the woman in the group) your breasts are turning me on"

by Tyler Mueller May 20, 2010