Respect The Pouch

What the omnipresent Capri Sun would say when he is going to kill you.

RESPECT THE POUCH. RESPECT IT.

by ColombianJerk September 3, 2019

Respect the bird

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.

Respect the bird.
Or die.

The bird is life. Respect the bird.

by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017

Get that respect

the act of slapping a bitch like they owe you money in order to prove your dominance. another acceptable way to prove this is by mounting your adversary and degrading them in every humanly way possible.

ron slapped mike across the face after wiping his palm on his sweaty balls, then screamed' get that respect...bitch."

by Block Rep February 4, 2010

False respect

When somebody tries to make it seem like they respect somebody they don't really respect to get them to do something they want them to do (to get the best of somebody). Not everybody will pretend to respect somebody, but a lot of people will.

Lucky for you, you never needed the guy's false respect (or true respect) to keep going.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

Selfie respect

When one person sends a selfie in a message or messaging app (most commonly snapchat) it is common curtesy for the receiver to send a selfie back in return

Person 1: sends selfie
Person 2: just message back "nice pic"
Person 1: "no selfie? Have some selfie respect!"

by Bigstig9 December 1, 2014

Respectful Pervert

Someone who enjoys dirty things such as dirty jokes, Wattpad, porn, etc., but does not cross boundaries and makes sure people are not uncomfortable with their sexual tendencies. A respectful pervert doesn't take advantage of people or look under skirts and stuff like many derogatory perverts, but instead just enjoys their own dirty lifestyles and fantasies.

Someone: Bro your such a perv
Me: I'm a respectful pervert. Don't get it mixed up.

by Gojos_Main_Hoe September 22, 2022

elf respect

The respect that Glojenn insists everybody has!

Stryker stop propostioning us dude....have some elf respect

by StrykerUK1989 December 11, 2015