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prostitution

The 'illegal' act of paying for sex, although it's 'legally' committed many times in dating. Guy pays for dinner, pays for the movie, girl is flattered by guy's "generosity," so she gives him some ass at the end of the night, which is exactly what he was hoping to get in return for the money he shelled out and why he took her out to begin with. Why it's illegal to just give the girl the money straight up to fuck him that he would've spent on the date anyway is beyond me.
"I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal, fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? After all, giving somebody an orgasm is hardly the worst thing you can do to them!" - George Carlin
by Insanity76 December 9, 2008
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Prostitute disfigurement

Great Brutal Death Metal band

Originally known as Disfigure
Prostitute Disfigurement rules
by Metal6Head January 17, 2008
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prostigoat

A prostotute goat.
Man, Prostigoat!!
Duh... Prostigoat!!
by anklesarelikelittlehats June 11, 2006
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Pakistani prostitute

A goat, or a dualacorn, or often camels. Used for sexual gratification in desolate areas.
Dude I got lost in the woods and had to find a Pakistani prostitute to keep me warm at night.
by Spudoh January 29, 2010
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School staff prostitute

A woman on the staff of a school that guys at the school and male teachers can buy sex from. Most often an unoffical position but there is a movement inderway to make it an offical job. There are said to school staff prostitutes in some places in Europe.
by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011
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prostitute

Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.
At work I feel like I prostitute myself, having to agree with my boss, lest he fire my ass.
by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009
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Prostitute in a Cup

A delicious brownie thats happens to be made in a small paper cup. Its a "prostitute" because you pay money to eat it out.
Jane: What's for desert?
Bob: A Prostitute in a Cup!
Jane: Oh! My favorite!
by ilovebrownies July 21, 2009
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