Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 1:
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
by The Civil Word Servant October 15, 2010
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Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am a very religious person and I will tell you that I will swear."
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Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!
John: Sure!
Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind
John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)
John: Sure!
Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind
John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)
by Thepoliceis9 May 22, 2022
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(VIETNAM HISTORY) Major effort by the National Liberation Front ("Viet Cong") and the PAVN to defeat the US-backed puppet regime in Saigon (the putative Republic of Vietnam"). The Tet Offensive began 31 January 1968 and was suppressed around 24 February.
In Saigon, NLF forces attacked the presidential palace, the airport, the ARVN headquarters, and US Embassy. The US and ARVN forces, who were caught off guard, quickly responded and within a week had recouped most of the lost territory. The NLF held out the longest in the pre-colonial capital of Hue, fighting back with great tenacity.
(VIETNAM HISTORY) Major effort by the National Liberation Front ("Viet Cong") and the PAVN to defeat the US-backed puppet regime in Saigon (the putative Republic of Vietnam"). The Tet Offensive began 31 January 1968 and was suppressed around 24 February.
In Saigon, NLF forces attacked the presidential palace, the airport, the ARVN headquarters, and US Embassy. The US and ARVN forces, who were caught off guard, quickly responded and within a week had recouped most of the lost territory. The NLF held out the longest in the pre-colonial capital of Hue, fighting back with great tenacity.
Prior to the Tet Offensive, the US military could claim it was well on its way to winning the war. Afterward, Gen. William Westmoreland admitted 200,000 more troops would be required to win the war, and US opposition to the war ballooned.
However, the NLF was nearly annihilated in the Offensive, with almost 60,000 killed.
However, the NLF was nearly annihilated in the Offensive, with almost 60,000 killed.
by Primus Intra Pares July 25, 2010
Get the Tet Offensive mug.The act of attacking & destroying an enemy's self esteem; utilizing unconventional remarks, stirring the enemy's emotions making them unable to network an insult measuring to your ego. If done correctly, the enemy will leave in anger to cry or to write about it in their diary, resulting in a successful response: rage quitting.
Bitch "Hey hun, I'm home!"
COD husband "Stfu bitch, hurry and make me a sandwich."
Bitch "That's offensive." *leaves for the kitchen*
COD husband "Stfu bitch, hurry and make me a sandwich."
Bitch "That's offensive." *leaves for the kitchen*
by Narphins December 24, 2010
Get the Offensive mug.Tom: Yo Eric, did you get a fresh kill last night?
Eric: Nah, but I did bang this girl that I used to see in college.
Tom: Oh well, don't worry, nothing wrong with a repeat offender
Eric: Nah, but I did bang this girl that I used to see in college.
Tom: Oh well, don't worry, nothing wrong with a repeat offender
by Champ360 April 2, 2015
Get the repeat offender mug.A pretty girl who was probably the youngest to be signed to WWE. She was on a reality show called Total Divas, which showed the lives of the women wrestlers. But she failed as a wrestler and was not on the next season of Total Divas. She currently is a ring announcer and an interviewer in the WWE, since she clearly cant wrestle just like Eva Marie!
Fan 1: Hey look Total Divas is on!
Fan 2 : Im not going to watch this wannabe girl try to become a wrestler who is JoJo Offerman anyway? She sucks just like Eva Marie.
Fan 2 : Im not going to watch this wannabe girl try to become a wrestler who is JoJo Offerman anyway? She sucks just like Eva Marie.
by Wrasslinfan771 July 30, 2016
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