Neumaned

Someone who steals content without giving credit.

Damn, that neumane guy stole your content. He didn’t credit you? You just got neumaned.

by Thatkendamadude April 14, 2021

neumanism

the act of copying content with no credit, also while boasting about how it's okay to do so

I committed neumanism when I copied this definition from a TikTok comment and did not credit the commenter. (thatsjustchris2)

by c1oneman April 19, 2021

Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"

I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023

john neumann

This is the most handsome guy u will ever meet. When yu meet him it's like yu have met an angle living , charming , handsome, smart and intelligent

That guy is handsome , smart, talented , Charming. He takes all the girls he is probably a John Neumann

by Jk🇺🇬 January 29, 2022

Von Neumann Steamroller

Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.

Damn, the city of Newark went full Von Neumann Steamroller? That's whack.

by anonymous October 3, 2023

netmanlonghorn

liar,love bitching his "OC-48" connection.(but it is cable connection)and he said that he owns osdatacenter, never seen these kind of motherfuckers

OMFG!i has OC-48 connection!!!!1111oneoneone

by Wiseman July 24, 2004

newmanesk

(verb; adj) relax, peaceful, not stressed or worried, calm

(adj) - That girl Emma is so chill, she's newmanesk.
(verb) - You are always so stressed, you need to newmanesk.

by BrooklynnBronxx December 30, 2008