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Selective Moral Jerk

Someone who wouldn't steal a pencil from work but chops up anyone who doesn't fit his idea of a moral person. Meanwhile he breaks as many moral conduct rules as the next guy only in his mind those don't matter. Someone who will judge you harshly for a slight indiscretion and will jump to conclusions from incomplete evidence.
Jo Jo - "Man Joe is a dick. He accused me of cheating on an exam because he heard it from Dave who is a chronic liar. Meanwhile Joe is eyeballing Freddie's wife when he's not around."

Terry - " Yeah. Joe is a selective moral jerk. I hope Freddie punches him in the mouth."
by peter gazinya October 4, 2010
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Mrs.Morales

Mrs.Morales

Mrs.Morales is my teacher she is a freaking idiot and a B!*©h. She is the worst person on earth.
Mrs.Morales is are teacher, SHE IS A F****ing B!*©H.
by TheTruthPerson552266 May 23, 2018
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Dominic Morales

Is that loser nigga in ya life he begs to be better but he always gets caved up aka the nigga that gives up
You know that nigga that is bad you're definitely talking about Dominic Morales
by master god lord and savior October 20, 2019
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Muralitharan

Muralitharan (or "Murali" as he is commonly known) is the greatest off spinner in the history of cricket. In 2002, Wisden (who are considered to be the Bible of cricket) named him "the greatest bowler ever". Former Australian cricket captain Steve Waugh has said that Muralitharan is second only to Donald Bradman in terms of greatness on the cricket field.

Muralitharan has an unorthodox bowling action, the legitimacy of which has been questioned a number of times. Each time, scientific evidence has appeared to exonerate the bowler. Despite this, the controversy over his bowling action refuses to lie down, even though in recent times, a number of his critics have changed their stance. West Indian Michael Holding, and Australian Dean Jones who once categorically stated that Muralitharan was cheating, have now changed their minds saying that the scientific evidence in support of Muralitharan is overwhelming.

Despite this, the Sri Lankan off spinner continues to receive criticism from various circles. A lot of this negative publicity has to do with the infamous "Doosra" that Muralitharan has developed.

Murali also has a strong fan club. English commentator Mark Nichollas and Australian Bruce Yardley are avid supporters of Muralitharan. The off spinner also commands great respect in the cricket world due to the vast amounts of humanitarian work he undertakes.
"Muralitharan is the Donald Bradman of bowling" - Steve Waugh

"Muralitharan is the best bowler ever..." - BBC Sports Website

"Murali is my hero..." - anonymous female cricket fan
by cricket junky April 24, 2005
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Maral

She is a very good friend and a very considerate person. She is a very cute and likable person. She cares a lot about the place which she is living in and about the people of her country.
She likes philosophy, sociology and mathematics. Unfortunately sometimes she cares a lot about some things and she gets obsessed with those, sadly it makes her a stressful person sometimes. I believe in her and I think she will be a very successful woman in future because of her hardwork and her pure heart.
She is doing Maral stuff
by Mn_Mn February 20, 2022
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Murali

Short for Muttiah Muralitharan. A Sri Lankan cricketer. Considered the best off spinner in the world and in 2002 named the greatest bowler of all time. He has an unorthodox action that gives the appearance of a bent arm, especially with the doosra which turns from leg to off. Cricket fans are divided on whether he is a great player or a cheat. He has been greatly criticised by the former Indian spinner Bishan Bedi who described his action as being like a javelin thrower.
1. "Muralitharan is the Donald Bradman of bowling" - Steve Wauth
2. "Why should a bowler be allowed to chuck because he has a defective arm" - Bishan Bedi
by Cricketfan July 16, 2006
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Morality

Morality is not one thing for one person and something else for another. Morality is a set of guidelines in order to help us live our lives as positively and effectively so that we all may ultimately have a greater grasp at the pursuit of happiness. If we follow our morals, we may find and instill in our souls a greater glimpse of Joy and Peace than we could ever fathom. And if we follow this path, we may find ourselves engulfed in the Grace of God.
Morality is not: It's wrong to drink. Sex before marriage is bad.

Morality is: Do not let drinking, eating, as well as money consume you and take you from the more important things in life, such as God.

If I have sex before marriage, I might thirst more for Lust than Love and/or this could ultimately destroy my future as a loving husband/wife or father/mother.
by thefallenrising October 15, 2008
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